I really hate owners who sit there eating there yummy pepperoni pizza right in my face and gobble it all down......not leaving a crumb behind for the cat!! [* * * * *]
The vet, who does he think he is shuving those painful needles in our bottoms!! Does he not think we'll feel the pain, we cats have feeling too!! [ * * * * ]
Flea Collars. I hate those things. I would rather have the fleas than wear those icky things!! And they smell awful!! [ * * * ]
What is the meaning of these litter box's anyways!! Do humans like the fact of picking up clumps of poop in smelly gravel?! Why can't we use the toilets in the house, if they made the hole smaller we might not fall in. [ * * * * ]
Why do owners have to read those stupid useless newspapers and ignore the cat? I am much more interesting and beautiful!! [* *]
Why do owners always expect us cats to catch all of the revolting mice in the house. I have more important things to do, like lay in my sunbeam. hmph!! [ * * * ]
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Like my message says at the top, us cats do have a chance at ruling the world and soon, and I mean soon, we will reach that goal. We may be just little puff balls who eat too much food and sniff too much catnip but I will warn all of you humans out there, we cats are gaining on the revolution of this earth and we will succeed!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
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